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Bachelor Matt Recap: Half the Women Tell All

Bachelor Matt James | Women Tell All| As with most Women Tell All episodes, I prepared myself for a night full of ruffled feathers and consuming a stiff drink in anticipation of a long episode that could easily have been culled to twenty-five minutes of important information. What I didn’t expect was the power to go out for three hours, forcing me to retreat to the only other person in my

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IHGB #203 Bachelor Matt James: Hometown Dates

Hello everyone ! This week on The Bachelor is traditionally titled “Hometown Dates.” However, since all of the families have to quarantine at the Neapolitan due to COVID, the remaining contestants call this week “Home Visits.”  Some Guy in Austin and I discuss many things this episode, such as: Michelle’s darling parents The Gilmore Girl-ness of Bri and her mom Serena’s deadpan sister and her fierce words And facts about Canada, eh?

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Bachelor Matt James Hometown Dates

Bachelor Matt James Hometown Dates | This week on The Bachelor is traditionally titled “Hometown Dates.” However, since all of the families have to quarantine at the Neapolitan due to COVID, the remaining contestants call this week “Home Visits.”  Much like they did during Tayshia’s season, showrunners gather the women in Conference Room B and ask them to fill out a form that depicts all of the cool things they

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Rejection SUV

Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 7 | It’s midday Friday, and I’ve started writing this recap a dozen different times. As many of you probably know, Texas has really taken a huge hit this week. What started for most people as a fun “snow day” turned into dire situations that felt very much like Hurricane Harvey. In a matter of seconds, the entire state — meaning millions of people — were

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IHGB #202 Bachelor Matt James: Cool Rider

Hello everyone ! Who knew that a girl wearing puka shells all over her white gossamer gown could cause such a fuss, am I right? Some Guy in Austin and I break down week six of Matt James’ journey to find love, and we tackle many questions along the way.  How many bolts are missing from those carnival rides? How many Temecula Road songs can you name off the top of

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