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Bachelor Mesnick Recap: This Bust’s For You

As I mentioned, Netflix is airing Jason Mesnick’s season and I couldn’t be more pleased. It was a season before high definition, black modesty boxes, and statement necklaces, but it was still glorious. Join me as we walk down an eleven-year-old Memory Lane into the dramatic tales of Jason Mesnick and his journey to find love! Originally posted January 20, 2009 We begin the crazy journey at the Barbie mansion, where

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Bachelor Mesnick Recap: Boobs, Butts, and Booze

As I mentioned yesterday, Netflix is airing Jason Mesnick’s season and I couldn’t be more pleased. It was a season before high definition, black modesty boxes, and statement necklaces, but it was still glorious. Join me as we walk down an eleven-year-old Memory Lane into the dramatic tales of Jason Mesnick and his journey to find love! Originally posted January 13, 2009 We begin this week’s episode at Jason’s house,

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Bachelor Mesnick Recap: Hot Dogs, Salsa, and Stalkers

When Netflix started airing Jason Mesnick’s season of The Bachelor, I noticed two common themes running through my DMs and emails: So THAT’S what “pulling a Mesnick” means! Are you going to recap Jason’s season? First, I’m thrilled that after eleven years, “pulling a Mesnick” is still part of the IHGB vocabulary. That’s quite a feat. And to think that it has spun off so many versions of itself is

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Bachelor Peter Recap: The women tell each other off

Women Tell All is a strange phenomenon of a show. One might surmise that a DVR which touts 120-minuets of ladies sharing all the things is television just begging to be watched. One might be wrong.  The good news is that the producers set the bar really high with a theatrical rose ceremony worthy of our time and hearty helping of champagne. Is Madison going to join her fellow contestants

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Bachelor Peter Recap: Torn

It’s fantasy suite week and just like Natalie Imbruglia, Madison is torn. We pick up exactly where we left off from hometowns with Madison asking for a private audience with Peter. As she makes her way to him, looking scared to death in her white bedazzled jumpsuit she borrowed from Cher’s closet in 1967, Peter quickly becomes concerned and motions for her to sit on the roaming bench.  Madison’s faith

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