Get ready to fiesta because we are in Chile! It appears the producers are going to tour Latin countries so Pete can continue to impress the ladies with his Spanish II knowledge of the language. Our cast of lovers and sort of likers and the one girl who is “meh” about the situation (¿como se dice “Kelley” in español?) are forced to sit at an outside cafe on the bustling
Well, it’s week 5 of Peter the Pilot’s journey to find love and it is the length of the Super Bowl. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the now infamous Cosmo date with Victoria F., Kelsey’s emotional health, and whether or not Peter contracted some sort of jungle disease in his head wound when he made out with Sydney under a waterfall. I’ve watched enough Grey’s Anatomy to know that
8: Number of denim panties represented in Costa Rica1: Number of roses handed out NOT at a rose ceremony22: Number of stitches in Peter the Pilot’s head SIMPLE DISCLAIMERThe following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStory happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory trainer who’s obsessed with the new Little Women movie and looks
Well, it’s week 4 of Peter the Pilot’s journey to find love and it is a doozy. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the sheer coincidence that Victoria F’s former flame, country music star Chase Rice, just HAPPENED to be on her one-on-one date in a Cleveland-adjacent amusement park. What are the odds? Then we insert ourselves into the mutinous bandwagon, tossing up a few AMENS, as we debate
1400: Number of tears shed this episode.6: Pairs of boobs showcased this episode.12: Crickets heard chirping after the word “Cleveland.” SIMPLE DISCLAIMERThe following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStory happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory trainer who’s obsessed with the new Little Women movie and looks exactly like one of the contestants on
