1400: Number of tears shed this episode.6: Pairs of boobs showcased this episode.12: Crickets heard chirping after the word “Cleveland.” SIMPLE DISCLAIMERThe following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStory happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory trainer who’s obsessed with the new Little Women movie and looks exactly like one of the contestants on
Two minutes in: Time when I stopped caring about Champagne-gate. Seventeen Trillion: Number of chickens de-feathered for the pillow fight.Four: Number of Our Host Chris Harrison sightings!One: Number of times I uttered “ugh” when looking at Peter’s blue jean length. Welcome to the season 24 Bachelor Peter Recap! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on
Eight: Number of red dresses Seven: Number of silvery/blue dresses Ten: Number of black dressesOne: Number of women who could pull off a cat suit made of laceInfinity: Number of times I sighed at Our Host Chris Harrison This is season 24 of The Bachelor! Alayah — ROSE24San Antonio, TXOrtho AssistantWhy you remember her:It is without a doubt in my mind, that the things you remember are Alayah’s boobs. She
For the first time in the history of the franchise (except for that one time Jason Mesnick said “just kidding” and Arie said “Becca, wait, sorry, hold on, I pick Lauren) we have reached the most dramatic episode in Bachelor history. When someone who has been recapping this show as long as I have stands up twice — you know it’s life altering. My stomach was in knots for a
Although there was a bit of a “same song, second verse” theme throughout last night’s episode of The Bachelor, I do feel that the producers worked hard to create significant drama leading up to hometown dates. Let’s begin with the dreaded video testimony. Bless it. Colton is back in his hometown, thankful to have culled his roster down to seven lovely ladies. It should be pointed out that our boy
