Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 6 Thank goodness the ABC production department brought back the handy digital map, because I’m not sure everyone knows where Richmond is located, let alone Virginia. ABC: The network that teaches geography, as well as debauchery. Here we go, people. Becca is, according to all the license plates and commemorative commonwealth paraphernalia, in Virginia and Virginia is for lovers. It makes sense that this is the
Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 5 Hello dear reader! Did you see that I have a summer reading list? I’m collecting everyone’s favorite books, compiling it into an organized document, and sending the list for free. Details HERE. Okay, I wanted to start this Bachelorette Becca recap off with a “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” joke, but since Bachelorette Becca and her suitors were barely in the part of Vegas
Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 4 In the fourteen seasons I’ve been watching the disastatastrophe ABC calls The Bachelorette, I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed more storyline stuffed into a two hour block than on last night’s episode. There were two rose ceremonies, a location change, two one-on-one dates, a massive group date, a dude sent home early, the return of an injured contestant, a country music artist mini concert, ex-Olympians,
Most of you around here know that “pineapple” is the official safe word for the iHateGreenBeans community. We’ve used it since Mesnick’s Melba toast season and it has come in handy thousands of times throughout the seasons. Let me say, dear reader, that it was PROCLAIMED last night over and over and over again when this happened: There it is. In all its golden glory. I’m afraid Houston doesn’t have enough
Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 3 Our show opens with a rainy day. Bachelorette Becca’s guys wander around the house not knowing what to do with themselves. Some linger around the kitchen bar in their favorite beanie hats watching others cook eggs. Lots and lots of eggs. Right in front of The Chicken, no less. When I saw one guy reading an actual book, I knew we were in for a
