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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Why Am I Here?

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Week 4 | As Clare journals in her El Presidente suite, an angry mob of constants whose name is not Dale ask each other the million-dollar question: Why am I still here?  Aside from a COVID-free vacation at a fancy resort where there are dodgeball courts, cleansing rituals by the bonfire, swimming pools, and all you can eat sanitized box lunches, I’m not sure why the men

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Bachelor Clare Recap: Dale, Yeah!

Bachelorette Clare RecapEpisode 3 On last week’s podcast (episode #185), Some Guy in Austin said that he questioned Clare’s faculties. In the spirit of U2, I stood up for her in the name of love.  At first, Clare handles herself normally as Yosef shares that he felt disrespected on his group date and is equally appalled by the humiliating act of naked dodgeball. When confirmed that he was ashamed to

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IHGB #185: That’s a Lot of Balls

There was way too much going on in this episode. Never have I ever counted so many awkward moments that had me reaching for the couch cushion. Luckily, I have a co-host who felt just as skeevy as I did. Enjoy! EPISODE NOTES: Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare’s guys! Here’s the episode 2 recap link. (I can’t promise it won’t crash, but I do know the comments are working

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IHGB #184: Clare Found Her Husband!

It’s been seven months since we’ve podcasted about the Bachelor franchise, and Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to be back discussing the inaugural moments of Clare’s allegedly short journey to find love. In this episode, Some Guy and I discuss the proper etiquette of exiting a big, plastic, sweaty ball. We wonder if men’s capri pants are trending in California. We also debate the effects of perfectly

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: I Love That

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Episode 1 It’s been seven months, dear readers, since we were last metaphorically gathered together around our televisions, watching the hot mess unfold as Peter the Pilot’s mother Barb begged him through snotty tears not to let “her” go. Most of us rolled our eyes and scoffed at the ridiculous nonsense ABC served up on a silver platter.  Little did we know that Barb and her dramatic

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