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Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Once a Cheater

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap | Week 5 | Tayshia isn’t messing around, y’all. She’s disgusted with Noah and Bennett’s childish behavior, and she isn’t afraid to send one of them home for being a complete Chach. The teenage boy drama has to stop. And if anyone even remotely considers questioning her integrity, they will find themselves on the first rejection SUV outside of the Bachelor bubble. On the one hand, Bennett

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Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Walls Coming Down

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap | Week 4 | We have reached the halfway point for Tayshia’s season, and it appears everyone is phoning it in. Even Our Host Chris Harrison invented a reason to ditch the resort for a couple of weeks. He claims he’s taking care of some family business, but there’s no way he’s old enough to have a kid going to college.  He must have brokered a deal

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: I Love That

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Episode 1 It’s been seven months, dear readers, since we were last metaphorically gathered together around our televisions, watching the hot mess unfold as Peter the Pilot’s mother Barb begged him through snotty tears not to let “her” go. Most of us rolled our eyes and scoffed at the ridiculous nonsense ABC served up on a silver platter.  Little did we know that Barb and her dramatic

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Bachelorette Hannah Finale Recap Part 2: Hannah Gets Clarity

Hannah found a man. Hooray! Then she dumped him for lying to everyone. Hooray again! Then she landed a date with her runner-up. So weird! I’ll admit that when Hannah told Bachelor Nation “I don’t even know how this will end,” I was intrigued. I was also extremely irritated that her vague tease caused me to watch part two of the finale with a cautious heart. I never really invested

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Bachelorette Hannah Recap: Fantasy Suites

As the episode wrapped with Bachelorette Hannah flipping off the rejection SUV that carried Luke into the onset of a tropical storm, I took a moment to marvel at the two-hour spectacular which will forever be known in Bachelor Nation as “the windmill episode.”  Never have I gasped at the television so ardently or wavered in my ability to pick a lane as to which suitor I think will win

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