Well, it was an eye-opening show, that’s for sure. I’ve never seen so many tears, snotty noses, and drunken hiccups this early in the season. The boys had the power. So our bachelorettes TOOK IT FROM THEM. And it backfired in their tight faces, leaving many unanswered questions. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to get answers to these questions. For example: Did no one consider what
Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 3 Fun fact: When Rachel bemoaned about the men having all the power in last night’s episode, I harkened back to the Hallsville High School auditorium, where the district-renowned Bobcat Belles warmed up each morning at the crack of dawn. We were a mighty drill team who insisted on specific “pump up” music to help us combat the desire to crawl back into our
Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust. To be clear, there was a lot of that going on last night. However, I
Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 2 Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust. To be clear,
I can confidently presume that no one on the show, including Uncle Jesse and our lovely leading ladies, has any idea what’s happening in this season of The Bachelorette. It’s clear by the lack of detail, the confused facial expressions, and the glaring omission of rose ceremony roses that the entire production team threw all caution to the wind, confiscated a cruise ship, and decided right then and there to let the
