Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 4 Would you like to learn the real definition of buzzkill? My dictionary says, “Whining incessantly, either for or against, the probability that a jackwagon is pursuing a platform to be the next bachelor.” Guys. Do better. No one cares. Let’s not give me any more ammunition to utilize my fast-forward button on the old DVR. Excluding Michael, who is alarmingly clueless, each suitor is
Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 3 It was a heavy night, dear reader. I’ve been writing Bachelor recaps for a long, long time, and I believe this episode resulted in the fewest notes taken in the history of my random career. Even back in the day when Firestone escorted a PYT out to the jacuzzi to sit in tepid, unmoving water, I scribbled down more notes on an old, discarded
Hello everyone! Well, it was a wild and crazy second week. One that left Katie dropping hardcore F-bombs, not once but twice in a matter of twenty-four hours. I’m not sure if you picked up on this, but some individuals may not be here for the right reasons. Some Guy in Austin discuss this reality, along with some other things we noticed, such as: Does the Canadian have bear claw
Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 2 Hello dear readers. After the flabbergastion (that’s a word) of last night’s episode, I find myself scratching my head, puzzling through multiple questions. These include, but are not limited to: Huh?Why is he still talking?Really?Did Katie understand that he’s a virgin?What?Have these people ever seen the show?Seriously?Does Andrew S. have a single uncle? It was a wild and crazy second week. One that left
Who knew that when Katie sauntered up to Matt James with an adult toy in hand, she would one day be forever memorialized as the twenty-fifth woman to hold the title of Bachelorette? She’s “sex-positive,” and if you don’t like it, you can hit the road, buster. Some Guy in Austin and I break down week one of Katie’s journey to find love. So what floats this woman’s boat? We
