Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Season 5, Episode 8 Well, after this morning’s announcement, my feelings about the bachelor franchise are all over the map. Bachelor in Paradise seems like an odd wonderland right now, where unlike Alice, the girls traipse around in bikinis with weird blobs attached to their butts. The guys are the Mad Hatter, unable to make decisions that make sense. There are lots of dodo birds, numerous
Bachelor in Paradise: Season 5, Episode 7 Although we did have a fight, in which zero punches were thrown, as well as another phallic moment with a food item, Bachelor in Paradise season 5 is all about the couples who do nothing but sleep and drink. Kudos to this season’s cast for going out of their way to find such perfect love! To make this recap as painless as possible,
Bachelor in Paradise: Season 5, Episode 5 Krystal understands that there’s a lot of drama and a lot of musical chairs in Paradise — both literally and figuratively. And because she is a decent, non-b!tch of a person (as Bibiana so eloquently pointed out last episode), she is sweet enough to sage and smudge the ridiculousness and bad juju from the women’s hut, as well as the women themselves. And
Bachelor in Paradise Season 5, Episode 3 The main thing you should know about this Bachelor in Paradise episode is that everyone is playing musical partners. Just when you think a couple has reached the pinnacle of Jade and Tanner status, someone comes waltzing down the cobblestone steps to mix things up a bit. This allows our peninsula dwellers to “explore” and “keep an open mind” so others may inquire
Bachelor in Paradise Season 5, Episode 2 Welcome to the second installment of Keeping Up with the Islanders: Tia and Colton Edition. In case you were comatose during the second episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Tia is mentally picking out her china pattern and the colors of her bridesmaid dresses (blush and bashful), while Colton doesn’t really know if he’s ready to date, let alone drop down on one knee
