Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, I spent most of my time watching The Bachelor equally annoyed, mortified and as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. I understand that he came on board to specifically play the role of “comedian who specializes in making people uncomfortable,” but I found myself rolling my eyes more than hiding behind a couch cushion or laughing. His hosting stint majorly backfired on me
Each season of The Bachelor, we sit in front of our television expecting those moments that make us either want to dive into the depths of our couch cushions or silently shake our head in imperious contempt at the state of the current gene pool in America. My point is simple. It’s not hard to predict, due to the premise of this show, that at least a handful of those
It’s been too long my dear friends. And I’m so sorry we had to experience such a lame red carpet “event” to kick-off Prince Farming’s season of The Bachelor. Apparently anyone within driving distance who has ever been on the previous 37 seasons of any Bachelor franchise was given a golden ticket to walk up and down (or just stand around) roughly 150 yards of crimson fabric splitting the middle
The recap will be up as soon as I sort out the difference between all the dudes with gingham shirts and all the ones with dirty blonde hair. PS: I’m so sad that the Biebs didn’t get through to the second round. Baby, baby, baby, noooooooooooo!
BEHOLD! Through an earlier Twitter exchange of tweets, I can confirm that Our Host Chris Harrison HIMSELF will be uploading a video. Only two questions remain… 1. Will Our Host be wearing this in his video? 2. What are my next steps? [poll id=”23″]
