Tag Dancing with the Stars

Walk like an Egyptian

And they really did walk like Egyptians.  So very, very awkward.  And a little sad too. That’s right people.  Chelsie knew that Jake didn’t have the chutzpah to pull off a rugged and manly Indiana Jones character in last night’s “story” dance.  His “oh” and “ah” faces forced her to take the lead and get all Cleopatra on his asp. It’s actually pretty comical to watch the pair rehearse.  You

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Captain Twinkle Toes

Last night’s text exchange between me and my friend: Jill:  “Jake is a douche.” Lincee:  “He’s dancing to the song ‘Hip to be Square.’  Of course he’s a douche.” Annnnnnnd I think that about sums up last night’s Dancing with the “Stars” performance. What did you guys think?

A shower of rose petals? Really DWTS?

You all know by now how much I love the art of dancing.  Naturally, my DVR is very happy when Dancing with the “Stars” returns to TV each fall and spring. However, Jake eeking out his 15 minutes of fame on yet another reality show is somewhat chachy to me.  But then I stop and think to myself, “Duh Lincee.  Jake is a chach.  It makes total sense.” Then I

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Memories of Donny Osmond

I received an email from my friend Beverly asking me if I would recap Dancing with the Stars.  Although I think Bev is precious, I can’t seem to stomach an entire recapping of a show that I’m just not invested in at all. Let the record show that I love Dmitry and Mya.  And when Maks stepped in to save the day when Juliann’s little brother got sick, that was

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So much to love…so much to hate

Don’t you just love this picture?  ABC totally janked the Bachelor headshot from the Pier One Bureau, photoshopped Nancy out and replaced Melissa in front of Tony.  And no…I’m not writing a recap on Dancing with the Stars.  I simply don’t have enough time.  The Offshore Technology Conference is coming up and you know how I get CRAZY when that time of year rolls around.  But I just HAD to

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