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Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Grown A$$ Man

Bachelorette Tayshia Recap: Week 2 | Let’s hear it for Tayshia and her ability to play the role of bachelorette with such aplomb. Her spiritual gifts are making out and supple skin. She has no problem handing out roses to the jackwagons to keep the season dramatic. And her “I want a grown a$$ man” mantra will be the new drinking game sweeping Bachelor Nation.  Amazing journeys, statement necklaces, and

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: Say That You Love Me

Bachelorette Clare Recap | Episode 2 | Hello friends.  It’s taken me a while to recover from the waves of disconcerting moments from Tuesday night. I spent seventy-five-percent of my time rocking back and forth with my head tucked down into my brand new Rose Apothecary t-shirt, groaning for Our Host Chris Harrison to make it stop.  But it didn’t stop. It was an aco taco parade, full of unsettling

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Bachelor Mesnick Recap: Jason and Molly are Married!

Once upon a time, there was a handsome single dad from Seattle who was looking for love and searching for a soulmate. He found his true love, dumped her on TV, and asked Molly to marry him. What a love story. That’s right ladies and gentlemen. According to Harrison, this is the wedding that America has been waiting for! Seriously. I didn’t make that part up. He actually said that

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Bachelor Mesnick Finale Recap: Just Kidding

It’s been an interesting season to say the least.  The most dramatic for sure.  I shall miss the ramblings of Stalker Shannon, the carefree wardrobe choices from Stephanie, and words of bleach blond wisdom from Natalie.  This show single handedly brought back neck scarves, side pony tails and hula hoops.  What other reality show can say that?  So where do I stand with the conclusion?  Let me assure you, I’ll

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Bachelor Mesnick Recap: RIP Rosie

Netflix is airing Jason Mesnick’s season and I couldn’t be more pleased. It was a season before high definition, black modesty boxes, and statement necklaces, but it was still glorious. Join me as we walk down an eleven-year-old Memory Lane into the dramatic tales of Jason Mesnick and his journey to find love! Originally posted February 10, 2009 Jason Mesnick Season, Episode 6 Now that’s advice we can all take to

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