Team Harrison

It’s probably because I watched the show with an elevated knee and ice pack nursing a broken toe, but I was pretty unimpressed with the episode last night. Why they insist on stretching 30 minutes of awesome into two hours of meh is beyond me.

And to think that the best two moments of the night came from Our Host Chris Harrison. And he was barely there!

ABC…I beg you…give this guy more lines!

Between Hare starting the show with a reminder of Crazy Dave’s (and I quote) “…disaterous attempt at seduction” and what can only be described as an erectile dysfunction tease in the forego card suite later in the season, I can whole-heartedly say that Our Host Chris Harrison rocks.

Recap coming up. Be heard below.

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TX QP
TX QP
11 years ago

Lincee, you have your work cut out for you this week, but you have never failed us before. Last night was a complete snoozer. With Jillian’s feet in snow boots, Tanner P was boring, and I think Mikey Mike was a little off his game with the pressure of one-on-one. My main complaint is… I don’t think they show the rose ceremony in order. When Tanner P’s name had not yet been called, my husband thinks he saw a shot of him wearing a rose. I would really like to see what order she actually calls. AND WHAT WAS THAT… Read more »

JennaferN
JennaferN
11 years ago

So it sounded like Jake, in the cabin…but I am really scared it will be Jesse, Reid, OR Kip…

What does anyone else think…?

ps I am TEAM REID. If she doesnt want him I DO!

swirlyturtle
swirlyturtle
11 years ago

Sooo sad to see Ed go. Sniff.

Tikibabe
Tikibabe
11 years ago

last night was boring as hell.

Denise
Denise
11 years ago

I’m surprised you didn’t mention the “touch my butt – it’s wet” quote from Jillian to Kiptyn. Desperate!

heidi
heidi
11 years ago

Last night was almost unwatchable because it was so boring.
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/06/chris-harrison-blogs-the-bachelorette-episode-5.html
Hare’s blog is good this week, though. You’ll want to punch Wes even more. By the way, every time I see him, even when he’s not singing, his stupid song comes into my head. I hate him.

Heather
Heather
11 years ago

So who else heard Wes say during the credits, “I’ve been on 6 episodes now. I’ve gotten my time on TV. Now I can bail.”??? Hubs and I rewound it three times to make sure it wasn’t sneaky editing, but it’s Wes’ mouth moving and those words coming out of his lips. Ca-razy.
Hey Wes, buh-bye.

TX QP
TX QP
11 years ago

So #2 JennaferN…. maybe Jake ISN’T so perfect???

BA
BA
11 years ago

I laughed SO hard at the fantasy-suite promo. I cannot believe they are going there. It crosses a line, it hits an all-time low – and I am SO watching it! It’ll be like that whole “you can’t take your eyes off a car crash” thing. Too freaking funny. I never watched the bachelor before Brad’s season. I am a high school teacher at an all-girls school and a few girls were diehard fans, and I happen to check it out THAT pivotal season. So of course I have to see where this line of dominoes ends – it really… Read more »

BA
BA
11 years ago

I think I said this line wrong: “and I am SO watching it! It’ll be like that whole “you can’t take your eyes off a car crash” thing.”

I just want to put out there that I don’t think car crashes are funny. I just can’t remember the actual saying (it’s early right now) I hope you know what I meant!

True
True
11 years ago

Question. Did anyone else notice how Jillian moved (note: did not REmove) Ed’s pic to the other table during her deliberation time? I’m calling it now…Ed makes a come-back later in the season!

Go Team Ed!!!

boring!
boring!
11 years ago

this season is pretty boring overall. not much seems to happen. big buildup for little payout. that being said, i actually did get a little upset on behalf of both jillian and ed last night. i wasn’t a major ed fan like many of the other posters here, but to see them clutching each other in front of his hotel room door so sadly told me that there really was true emotion there (i was also wondering whether he had his hotel key with him as the door slammed shut behind him – awkward time to get locked out!). what… Read more »

boring!
boring!
11 years ago

#9 – i think we’ll see next week that wes was trying to say that in defense of himself. i think he’s saying that he could have bailed out by now, but he doesn’t want to, b/c he truly has feelings for jilly. i’m not saying i will believe him when he says that, but i think that’s what he’s going to say. it’s just more buildup for nothing…

Kim
Kim
11 years ago

What about Jill’s drunk little “I like you . . . (giggle) . . . do you like me?” My roommates and I had to rewind and watch that a few times before we could get through it without crying with laughter.

Lay off the booze, hun.

susan
susan
11 years ago

ok, I realized last night who pizza guy reminded me of. Anyone else watch “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”? He reminds me of one of the McPoyle brothers. 🙂 Anywhoo, good riddance to him.

And poor, sweet Jilly. You really aren’t a good judge of character. I love that she thinks that any guy is going to actually fess up to her that he”s not there for ” the right reasons”. Bless her heart.

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